Tonight marks what I both love and dread... the start of another election cycle.
A sip of margarita will be had every time one of our star repubs says freedom, constitution, founding fathers or Obamacare. Wish us luck in surviving the night with our sobriety intact.
As an additional spot of fun I thought I would give a pre-show ranking of who in our crowd of crazies has the most potential of batshittery spewing out of their mouth
Starting last
7. Herman Cain - I don't know you. All I do know is that you are the Tea Party's "black friend."
6.Tim Pawlenty - You have the personality of a manila folder and quite frankly I'm not sure you even have the creativity to be crazy.
5. Mitt Romney - I know, I know, I'm not given good ole Mitt enough credit but quite frankly the remaining four would out-crazy Mittens short of him opening the Book of Mormon and reading it word for word on stage.
4. Newt Gingrich - The man who is always touted as "the brain of the republican party" and whose campaign has already all but disintegrated just out of the gate. I predict he marries someone, they get a terminal illness and he leaves them before the night is out.
3. Ron Paul - As sweet of an old coot as he is, he's a wacky libertarian. As much as no one is a fan of the government or taxes... we need roads and Civil Rights Acts and such, no offense Ronny.
2. Rick Santorum - Google him, it'll make you despair.
1. Michelle Bachmann - LOOK AT HER EYES. The woman has no shred of sanity left in her, she puts the "Ba" in Batshit Crazy, she is the ultimate queen of the Know-Nothings. Not only do I not like her for her political stances, but I loathe everything she stands for. Bachmann is the quintessential anti-intellectual Republican.
She is the same woman who once said
''(Gay marriage) is probably the biggest issue that will impact our state and our nation in the last, at least, thirty years. I am not understating that."
Fail.
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